1. We’re guaranteed to make your day better, like a human version of pizza.
Had a crappy day at work? Get in a fight with your best friend? You
know that if you call us up to hang out, we’ll get you laughing.
2. Funny guys are like garlic: bland stuff suddenly gets way better. We’ll
make even boring stuff awesome. Do you have to go help your brother
move out of his dorm? Bring us along. Awkward family wedding? Check and
see if you get a plus-one.
3. We hate being called “funny guys.”
On a personal note, I hate writing this and even self-identifying as
being funny. If people introduce us as funny or ask us to tell a joke on
the spot, we’ll retreat into our (probably) metaphorical shells.
6. Just because we can crack some jokes doesn’t mean we secretly want to break into comedy. Most of us are content with just making people laugh. Don’t keep pushing us to take an improv class unless we bring it up. And if we do, get ready for long, weird hours and lots of questions about whether or not a particular joke is funny as we quadruple-guess ourselves.
7. Get ready for us to be really elitist about some of your favorite TV shows. Fuck The Big Bang Theory. Let’s move on.
8. THERE’S PAIN BEHIND THESE EYES. All right, let’s dial it down a bit, but just because we’re making jokes doesn’t mean we’re constantly happy-go-lucky. If anything, it’s a defense mechanism. Even if we’re laughing, just check in with us sometimes
9. We can’t always be “on” with you. While our friends typically get our whole funny shtick 24/7, you’re not always going to get that with us. Sometimes we need to be boring and unfunny.
10. We are your secret weapon at office dinner parties. We’ll charm the hell out of anyone you need us to. Your boss? You coworkers? That weird guy you can’t quite figure out? We’re all best friends now. We are like locksmiths but with people.
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