Hot Seat Mondays !!!

TILB: Hello Vivienne

Vivienne: Hello

TILB: Welcome to the Hotseat Mondays. We are happy to have you on board

Vivienne: Am excited

 

TILB: Give us an idea of who Vivienne is

Vivienne: My name is Vivienne Adan Ibuo. I don’t know if you can be able to spell the name. Its I-B-U-O.  Its my real name. it means two in igbo language. Do you understand me?

TILB: Ibuo is peculiar. Its not the general word for two in igbo. The word is Abuo         

Vivienne: No it’s a lie, Ibuo is the general word. You are wrong. Ok?

TILB: Ok

Vivienne: I am from Imo state, from Orlu precisely.I was born in Lagos and I just graduated from Imo state university. I graduated last year and I am a philosopher

                                                                                                                            

TILB: I love philosophers. Do you believe in meta physics?

Vivienne: Let me teach you a philosophy lesson. In the field, you are either a realist or a meta-physicist. I am a realist and my part dosnt bother on any thing supernatural. I live in the reality (laughs)

Do you understand?

TILB: Yeah, I do

TILB: so is it Vivian or Vivienne

Vivienne: My birth name is Vivian but I chose Vivienne because it sounds better and way cool so Its Vivienne for me

TILB: How would you describe Lailasblog

Vivienne: mmmhhhh !!! The togetherness is unique. The blog is like one close knitted family. We are always together. Most relationships that started from the blog has gone personal and away from the blog. Its like family.

TILB: This is quite interesting, so who have you created this special relationship with on the blog?

Vivienne: (laughs) I don’t know. Do you understand?

TILB: I don’t understand ooo Better tell us the truth

Vivienne: (Laughs) I don’t know. I am close to every one

TILB: So there is no special person? You cant deny him three times. Its unfair

Vivienne: Ok I will tell you. The special person I have the most conversation is Austin. we talk a lot.

TILB: Wow. Austin

Vivienne: yeah Yeah

TILB: So what is special about Austin? Why him?

Vivienne:( (laughs) He is my friend on the blog

TILB: So how did the magic happen? Did he Yinusa you or something

Vivienne: Hahahaha, nothing llike that. See what happened is that we chat a lot and gist, You know from facebook and other medias.

TILB: Why Austin

Vivienne: Hahahaha, you sef. Anyway, Austin is very intelligent and I respect him for that.

TILB: Wow…Congratulations

Vivienne: you are not serious

TILB: ok Away from Austin because I am jealous already

Vivienne: You better not be

TILB: Tell me your major weakness

Vivienne: I love soap operas. I can stay home all day glued to the screen watching soap opera’s.I never get bored

TILB: Which soap exactly?

Vivienne:So so many. You want me to start mentioning them? Ok I will confess. Its telemundo

TILB: The same telemundo that has rendered many girlfriends, wives, sisters and even mum’s emotionally and physically unavailable for their men?  Does it mean Austin may soon tell us about how lonely he has become since you started watching too much telemundo?

Vivienne: (laughs) you wont understand it. But I manage my time. Telemundo is fun. Have you seen passion for revenge? Ohhh its so good. One thing about these movies is that we learn from them and I have learnt a lot. Like When I saw second chance and this latest one titled "Parts of me", the story line is something else. You will just be wondering if its real. its amazing. Its safer that I am at home watching telemundo that gallivanting around town.

TILB: Would you ban same sex marriages if you become the president?

Vivienne:hmmmmmmm. That’s a very tight question. It goes both ways

TILB: Come on now.dont get smart with me

Vivienne: (laughs) You know I am a philosopher and professionally we dont give straight answers because we understand the laws and theories of probability.

TILB: So is it safe to assume that Vivienne is as inconclusive as some recent elections in Nigeria?

Vivienne: It goes both ways and as it stands I have two answers to this question now. Do you understand me? (laughs)

Ok. Biblically because Vivienne believe the word of God. Union is between man and woman. But these days with so many things coming up, its difficult to judge. Some gay people claim to be born that way. Scientists also back up this claims with the detection of female hormones in the body of gay males so its difficult to blame anyone.

Ultimately, every human being should be allowed to live and enjoy their lives exactly the way the deem fit as long as they are not hurting any one. They should be allowed to live their lives in peace.

TILB: Embarassing momment

Vivienne: (Very loooooooong Laugh) ok i will tell you. It’s a secret ooo and highly embarrassing but I will tell you. This happen recently. So there was this new dress that I bought and one fateful morning like that I dressed up in this new cloth and I will feeling my self and I was feeling good. So I wore this my very nice sexy cloth and was bouncing down the road feeling like the most beautiful girl in Nigeria. So this guy saw me and was trying to get lovey dovey with me and I was forming. He actually saw me a day before that day and I have been forming fine geh for him  until that fateful morning. I didnt know that the joggers that I was wearing was torn and open. It was ok when I left the house.  My lap area was torn and some part of my panties was almost showing.  I didnt know and I was busy feeling myself and walking along the road like I was in cloud nine, I even ignored the guy and kept walking with swag until I got to a junction and a woman selling wares by the road side called me. I thought she wanted to ask about my hair, compliment my cloth or maybe a road direction or something. She said sister, look at your trouser and I looked and I almost fainted. The thing that pained me more was that the guys was following me all the time. I was so embarrassed. One woman came and was telling me that she saw me a long time ago almost naked but she thought it was fashion style. Shame no gree me. So I had to borrow a wrapper and ended up tying the wrapper home

TILB:  (Laughing my heart out) That must have been quite an experience

Vivienne: it wasn’t funny at all

TILB: Love/money or good looks?

Vivienne: Can I chose two?Pls let me chose two

TILB: Nah

Vivienne: (laughs) ernnnnnnnhnnmmmmm ok I don’t have any option so I will chose love naaa but you are mean shaa. Ok, Let me chose love. I believe that if someone loves you, they wont notice the ugliness and with love he will share whatever he has with you. Some people are be stingy even though they love you but I will go for love.

TILB: Some Women say that poverty kills love.Can you date a poor man who you love?

Vivienne: It depends. I have seen rich people cry

TILB. So technically, Vivienne can date a poor guy?

Vivienne: No technically, Vivienne can date  a comfortable man (laughs) Arhh, he can never be broke.wetin my eyes go find there kwanu? (laughs) he must be comfortable. A normal guy. No too much riches just comfortable. A nice apartment and enough to take care of us.

TILB: Can Vivienne be friends with a guy?

Vivienne: Ok I have a confession to make. I used to be a tom boy but I am adjusting to reality now.

TILB: Yeah, its evident

Vivienne: (laughs) its who I am. I am the only girl in my house and I have a lot of brothers and I grew up with them. It really affected me. My mum would always scold me about doing certain things or wearing stuff thats masculine. She would always ask me how I would attract a man when I will always be shaking guys hands like I was a man. Up till now, I don’t have female friends so yes, My best friend is a guy.

TILB: What is the riskiest thing you have ever done

Vivienne: writing an exam for one of my friends. A guy. I wrote a carry over for him. So you see. Its very risky. A girl writing and exam for a guy.

  

TILB: Relationship

Vivienne: I am in a relationship. Its fresh though and I am feeling the whole thing.

TILB: Is Austin the lucky Guys

Vivienne: (Laughs) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (No answer)

TILB: As an Imo girl, how would you analyze the high cost of marriage in Imo State

Vivienne: (laughs Hysterically) Don’t put words into my mouth oooo. I didn’t tell you anything. Anyway the allegationis true. The bride price her is exorbitant. iI have heard of people demanding for one truck of yam and stuffs like that. A friend told me how he was told to pay 300k as bride price somewhere in Imo state here and It lead to a big fight. At the end they reduced it 90k.My own side is still expensive but not that expensive

TILB:  so that’s the fate that awaits your crush Austin ?

Vivienne: (laughs) I didn’t tell you Austin was my blog crush

TILB:

Vivienne: Hahaha, he is also from Imo State too so he knows the responsibilities.

TILB: So I should inform Austin to better come up with at least 500k Bride price or nothing for him?

Vivienne: (Laughs) 500k is too small. It wont do anythingooo. That’s just for the traditional marriage alone. What about the wedding proper. See

TILB: So our dear Austin must come up with 2million at least

Vivienne: See, in our side, the list alone is above 200kso if he can do trad with 500k then he is lucky

TILB: Which celeb mirrors your ideal man

Vivienne: I love Desmond Elliot.I respect him too. This guys has successfully shielded his family from public dramas.He is handsome. He is like fine wine. He doesn't age. He was able to divert our attention from his familyand see how he has made a success with his carrier. Even in politics. It shows a man in charge of his own. He is quiet too cos I don’t like loud guys.

TILB: Hobbies

Vivienne: I love writing and it motivates me (laughs) But there is another Vivienne on the blog and she sometimes writes like me so I always come up with a disclaimer. 

TILB: describe these blog readers in one word

Vivienne: ok shoot

TILB: Joy Monica Arsenal

Vivienne: different

TILB: Anwuli Oputa

Vivienne: Humble

TILB: Bonita

Vivienne: (Laughs loudly and screams) Craaaaazzzzy

TILB: Culture

Vivienne: cool

TILB: Derick

Vivienne: Weird

TILB: Selling point

Vivienne: I love my tummy

TILB: Do you have six packs?

Vivienne: yeah, I have them like a man (giggles)

TILB: Wow

Vivienne: (laughs) I told you I used to be boyish. Sometimes It makes me look athletic. Then I love my dimples.

TILB: Its been wonderfully engaging talking to you

Vivienne: I enjoyed the experience. Thank you

So Guys, there you have it. Our own Vivienne laid bare

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